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10/27/2008 Starts with R and ens with acistI've been a bit e-bay mad lately. I can't help it.
I've been particularly looking at dresses for Summer and all the do's that are on around this time of year (and for next year). I can't help it, but a little part of me loves looking (and laughing) at the description of dresses being sold by O/S (mainly China) sellers.
Like this one:
"Welcome to visiting my ebay items, My goals are your entirely satisfaction?I want to make a “happy transaction” with all my overseas friends. The most famous brand, with 100% quality , Elegant luxury is represent each elegant label, luxury label, Modern chic is represent chic label glamour we show you luxury goods in this colorful season. With 100% guarantee, we’re proud to offer the highest quality of items in the most competitive prices. If you have some questions, please don’t hesitate to ask me .I can promise you will satisfied with my item and my service. Thanks..." or this one:
Heh. Lawl.
Edit: One more, 'cause it's awesome:
"We No Ready-made Gown! Need Custom-made!!
Look! This is a very beautiful Sexy dress/gown. the style is very very special. . From the pictures, you can see the item is a very good and high quality it's Very unusual! If you love it, please bid it! Please don't miss it! If you get it, you can wear it by yourself or you can send to your friends as a very good present! I believe your friends and you must very love it! Bid it with confidence! From now on ,If bids successfully, I will bestow friend elegant present gift to you . Come on , it belong of you! Wish you happy bid !!!!!"
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